Parody 'Roller Skating' Video Perfectly Depicts Columbus' Failed Approach To Crime Prevention
For over a decade, Columbus has insisted that ‘community policing’ and other soft-on-crime policies are going to eradicate crime from our city. None of them have worked, and for obvious reasons. Despite the increasing rates of violent crime, the city is now doubling-down with even more of the same. Explore the full story for a comedic glimpse at the utterly ridiculous nature of CCG’s insanity.
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An artistic expression of Columbus, Georgia’s mayor, Skip Henderson, superimposed on a colorized still image captured from a parody ‘roller skating’ video. The comedy video perfectly depicts the ridiculous nature of the city’s decade-long failed approach to crime prevention.
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June 8, 2023
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Residents may voice their concerns about the city’s utterly ridiculous approach to crime prevention as our home continues to fall into a state of urban decay with a third-world homicide rate by contacting their respective city council members.

COLUMBUS, Ga. — A viral online parody video just-so-happens to perfectly depict the ridiculous nature of our city’s approach to curbing violent crime.

The video was produced as an actual parodic advertisement for a real roller rink. It has been shared online more than 2.3 million times since being posted by the popular Rhett & Link Youtube channel.

During the Columbus City Council meeting on May 30, officials announced what they have titled the “C3 Initiative,” which is geared at pumping resources to the city’s at-risk youth through the city’s recreation centers in hopes of ‘reducing crime.’

It sounds good in theory, and it's certainly a photo op for our elected officials to give the appearance that they’re doing something — but it's the same thing they've been doing for the past ten years or so, and it quite obviously hasn’t worked. The reason: criminals do not care about your rec centers programs.

The proof is in the pudding.

Ironically, just hours after the city’s announcement of the new initiative, an incredibly widespread shootout took place at the Shirley Winston Recreation Center: one of the city’s largest and most popular.

The violent shootout left at least one teenage victim with a gunshot wound. Several cars had their windows shot out as the large volley of gunfire caused residents to flee for their lives in all directions. 

Nonetheless, city officials can be seen on their social media pages lauding over how this new initiative will somehow lower the crime rate, despite the fact that the very recreation centers themselves are largely millhouses for violent crime in the first place. 

Though there is absolutely nothing funny about violent crime, the video below perfectly depicts the utterly ridiculous nature of the city’s continuously-failed efforts.

It isn't difficult to see why.

Residents may voice their concerns about the city’s utterly ridiculous approach to crime prevention as our home continues to fall into a state of urban decay with a third-world homicide rate by contacting their respective city council members.

Facts are stubborn things — and we’ll keep publishing them, whether city officials like them or not.

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